A friend of mine pointed out the other day that I pretty much own page one of Google results for the search "Todd Vernon". I hadn't checked in on it in about year so I was a little surprised.
There is something satisfying about being the Todd Vernon of record. I don't like other Todd Vernon squatters I run into. One guy named Todd Vernon who has a gmail account always gives out my gmail address as his accidently. I get emails from his grandparents all the time which makes me feel guilty. He probably wonders why he never gets emails from people.
It used to be that the golfer dude in the number 4 slot got most of the hits. On page two another Todd Vernon makes an unfortunate appearance
He appears to be some crazy f*ck that killed in whole family. Nice.